I, sir, have both carrots and apple in my lunch for today. Just because we like the candy and the gravy and the beef jerky doesn't mean we are totally nutrient deprived.

They aren't that bad anymore, really. Better than hot As, that's for damn skippy.

I am so very, very sorry I missed the rest of this thread. +100 internets to all involved.

An image I think we all can enjoy.

The King is a creepy fucking pedophile, and I would willingly sacrifice some sort of small animal to get them to pull those ads.

The BK character should be executed with bullets made of canned bacon.

I love cream cheese too, but peanut butter on a hot bagel, so it gets all warm and gooey, is just as awesome.

I demand…
A whole wheat bagel with peanut butter and banana in convenient, portable form. Otherwise the terrorists have won.

Just because…
I feel the need to have something on every page (so far) of these comments.

Yeah, but I'm no where near cool or psychopathic enough to pull that off. Despite rumors to the contrary, they only teach you to kill in the military, not stalk, torture, and revel in blood.

I haven't seen Zodiac (yet), mostly because I often know a lot about the actual cases and am therefore disappointed when certain facts are twisted, or others not included. This is why a lot of serial killer movies "based on true events" end up more irritating than entertaining for me.

I think she's saying that she DIDN'T make the connection, it was the rest of the taste testers (men, I'm assuming) who made that leap, then had to explain why they were chortling and snickering like 12 year olds.

"Big fat pancake-making cock" just became my favorite AVC phrase.

Seriously…what did Tasha need explained?

Ooo…Head of the FBI or Surgeon General. Tough decision. But you, sir, have my vote.

Sweet Jesus, every female X-Files fan (and any gay male ones) are going to surround his rehab place and beg him to remain a sex addict.

Hey, wait, I want in on this action too. I haven't declared my vote, and I'm willing to sell it.

Yes, but which gang started it? I'm sure it's in one of my old books on prisons, so I guess I could answer my own question at home.

I'm sure there are copy cats, but I think the origination of the tear tattoo, at least in modern terms, was a way for members of the Aryan Brotherhood (or perhaps another prison gang, I'm too lazy to look it up right now) to brag about their kills.

I don't know, they are both forms of body modification, often done in the same place, and are the sort of thing kids desperately attempting to be cool/trendy look to, as they are "daring" without actually being all that original.