You can't hit me, I'm a girl!

What a coincidence! My license also says I'm 31, and my behavior also says differently!

Barbara Walters in a drunk tank OR a dunk tank is just full of possibilities.

I gotta stop reading and interacting on these threads in the office…must…stop…

If you're paying for anal sex, you're going about it the wrong way…

Pilgrim, you could not be more correct. Anal sex should be discussed whenever there is the tiniest opening in any conversation.

I, also, would love to hear someone yell this aloud, but on a crowded Metro car, which are always so oddly quiet. Just thinking about it makes me giggle a little.

I don't think most MDs are all that well versed on the intricacies of Freudian theory (psychiatrists aside), and of course not all books/journal articles are written by the most elite of individuals, Ph.D.s or otherwise. However, all the mental health professionals I know (most of them in academia, since I'm a Ph.D.…

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"This is also unnecessary, I think."

I respectfully disagree. If "subconscious" is a term avoided by professionals (and what do you mean by that? Professional doctors? Psychiatrists? Counselors? Plumbers?), then why are there literally hundreds of thousands of books and articles that discuss this and related concepts? Freud himself might have…

Weird coincidence - just before the episode aired, I watched an old L&O:SVU ep where the actor who plays Kutner (too lazy to google the name) was a rapist/murdered named Harry. I flipped channels, and there he is again, wearing a lab coat. A little spooky.

You can start sweating immediately after showering.

Actually, I was just trying to be funny. Cum really doesn't taste that bad. I wouldn't gargle with it, or order it in a restaurant, but it may very well be more edible than some of the stuff that's been pictured here.

That's assuming that "relevant Simpsons quote" isn't an oxyomoron to begin with…

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And their disgusting, disgusting taste has made us wonder if it was worth it.

This is the only character on TV I seriously wanted to be. Given the fact that I was a red head in law enforcement, I had serious Scully envy.

I'm not a man, unless I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body.

I stand corrected - my apologies to the HDs out there.

As if I would subject my sister to you hipster douchebags.

Ha! Shows what you know…the tiny hick town I grew up in was too small to have a football team. Or more than two stoplights!