I thought the next Star Trek movie wasn't out until next summer.

I'm not saying they shouldn't have had the ape-dinosaur fight. I'm saying it was too long.

How many women…
really want a F-cup? My sister always bitched about having to wear two sports bras in gym class while my smaller boobed self laughed and jogged away. Without giving myself a black eye or back problems.

King Kong was ridiculously overblown. I can't believe I actually sat for that whole time in the theatre - I only regained feeling in my left ass check two weeks ago.

Unless someone introduces me to an incredible beer, that just ain't happening. I'm not an undergrad (although they did serve some truly shitty beer while I was there, and I'm sure that's got something to do with my dislike).

I'm never going to live down not liking beer, am I?

There was a reason. So we could see Duchovny in a Speedo. That's reason enough, in my book.

Perhaps I shouldn't have used the word "memorable". Anderson has definitely done some good work post-Files, but certainly nothing as popular.

Quotes out of context
"The texture is weird. There's a huge chunk of bacon in mine, and it's all nubbley and rough."

Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for.

Me dumb. Slow read. Now feel bad.

Damn you, AV Club!
Post your Taste Test earlier! This is the only reason I come to work on Tuesdays, and I have class at 4. How am I supposed to irritate other AVC members with my comment threads if you only leave me 50 minutes.

As is David Duchovny.

I'd love to read about Duchovny's dong. Actually, I don't think I'd like to be reading. Just looking. Possibly tasting.

D'oh!
Not Flukeman! Not Flukeman! Eugene Victor Tooms.

I think it's safe to say we ALL regret Duchovny not staying with the show.

I am also unashamedly pumped for this. Too long has the X-Philes been with little or nothing to focus on, because heavens knows neither Duchovny, Anderson, or Carter have done anything really memorable since the height of their X-Files fame.

X-Files resolution
I think true fans of the show would have to acknowledge that "the truth" will never be fully revealed, mostly because Chris Carter appeared to lose control over the universe he created, thereby making a complete, no loose ends wrap up, next to impossible. Though I am curious to see what direction…

I've watched all of Buffy, but almost none of Angel (not even a whole episode), so I can say conclusively that the one isn't necessary to follow or appreciate the other. They mention certain things in Buffy that led me to believe an Angel episode covered certain events, but certainly nothing huge enough that you…

I'm not your buddy, pal!