Yeah, that Steven King one really wasn't all that impressive.

X-Files
Tea Leoni (Duchovny's wife) and Gary Shandling on the episode "Hollywood AD", when they actually played Mulder and Scully. I don't know if it was intended as a ratings boost or whether it had just jumped the shark so badly by that season (7) that this actually made sense to someone. I did enjoy the ep,…

Just because…
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!

"Um, gross. Salty and gross."

I prefer my science experiments to go on in other orifaces.

Water pistols at twilight.

Bah-dum-dum-ching!

No, if you marry for romantic love, you are doing it wrong.

I agree - it has aged well, and while it has it's flaws, I'd have to bump the grade up to a least a B-, if not a B.

I stand corrected -

Well, when you ask so nicely, how could they refuse?

I don't know whether to be proud or irritated that I participated in a thread deemed censorable. And on the AV club site, no less!

That would be pretty difficult, seeing as how I lack a penis, but thanks for finding my typo.

Okay, I'm an ex-cop and I didn't know about seg loaf. I feel as if I've enriched my mind today.

Right, because the fact the sex dies down has nothing to do with the guy getting fat and lazy and farting all the time.

Oh, I find beer pretty offensive. But no, doesn't make the top five. Top 10, maybe, but not top five.

I never got egg loaf in the Army. Now I feel cheated.

*bows to phel*

Yeah, they were cooked. They even came with some sort of buttery sauce.

So then should people practice eating crickets so they have better gag supression for cock? Or is it the other way around?