is nutraloaf?

Sexual favors for money and/or other compensation - isn't that the traditional definition of prostitution?

1. Frogs legs - anyone who says they taste like chicken had their taste buds removed by Satan. This was, hand down, the nastiest thing I've ever put in my mouth.

I say as long as women are supposed to supress their gag reflex, men should, too.

And the week after: Unidentifiable squished item found under your car seat.

That was supposed to be…
bit of slime.

I'm not sure…
what the big deal is. Eating insects is pretty common in other countries, and everyone has probably eaten bugs without even knowing it (if you've ever worked in food service, you know how true that is).

Klingon Bird's of Prey - Intergallactic Transport or Giant Space Penis? Stay tuned to Fox News Now for this special report.

Oh, man, STIV flashbacks. I gotta watch it again, if only to laugh my ass off and take a gander at the fading, bloated spectres some of those characters had or were starting to become.

Ha ha ha….ewwww.

I'll have you know my parents were married whole months before I was born.

I also hate and avoid coffee. I must not be American, right? I'm a Russian commie bastard.

If that's true, I'm officially becoming an atheist.

Okay, it's DCRJ.

Go out and train those tongues, boys!

There's nothing wrong with not drinking beer. If I want something that tastes like someone pissed in a bottle…well, I don't think I'm ever thirsty for that particular beverage, so I'll just pass on the beer, thanks.

You're assuming God is a He…

Oh, they definately cause some mysterious shits.

Oh, come on, the new ones are certain edible. Not exactly fine dining, but certainly a cut above the old ones.

Are you calling God a pussy?