Why would someone want to ruin the taste of pizza with the taste of beer?

Actually, seeing as how I'm at work right now listening to my iPod and wasting time on here, I'm not at all sure that anyone would notice if I was drinking, too.

Two words: Jello shots

I am so smart…

I'd like to see a show involving people eating the mystery entrees out of old miltary K-rations/MREs. The newer ones really aren't that bad, but some of the older ones…

I recommend military K-rations or MREs (the newer ones are actually decent). There is plenty of mystery food going on in those things, and they are probably still viable as a food item even 20-40 years post production.

I don't think this is the sort of beer God would drink. I picture my deity sipping wine, or maybe mead.

I want a job…
where I can drink alcohol in the afternoon in the office.