I get the dark feeling that a test pattern could get the ratings Adult Swim does if marketed properly, only the folk at Cartoon Network don't know that…..

Makes the Mummers sound good!

In large part because, so often, how they became child stars is rather unsavory to begin with, and suggestive of great problems in the future….

One of the best farces of its day, we believe.

As if she wanted to prove to us all that she's dumber than a bag of hammers….

But, given the business about vomiting food into her child's mouth, still holding things back…..

So, he's Kim Fowley? This will get dark really fast…..

*Watches as Foreign Minister throws a temper tantrum*

Utter incompetence at business management, requiring his brother Roy to bail him out?

And her taste in baseball teams sucks!

It was in her nature….

Should we be surprised at all by the directions Ryan Murphy's writing took on his later shows?

Shouldn't he be heading back to Australia to claim his birthright and become Prime Minister?

Still not the worse decision The Simpsons has ever made…..

But could you tell the difference between a parody of that and one of The Wages of Fear?

Turned out Marge didn't need it.

Someone was really pushing hard in the late 1970s/early 1980s to make him a star in the United States- didn't ultimately take, did it?

And it doesn't help that that song is a good reminder about how Whitney Houston was responsible (directly or indirectly) for ruining a ton of music over the last thirty years by tricking people into thinking that those sorts of vocal gymnastics were something to do on every record.

I wonder if it was any less obnoxious when Roger Whittaker sung it….

Wait- all the junk they've run lately, and this is what pisses you off?