One and the same!

He was looking for Lefty O'Doul's!

When James Bond and Birdemic are cross-bred!

*Writes "Jerk" in lipstick on Mitchell's car*

Can James Bond wear a long scarf?

Before they decided to limit their invasions to New Jersey.

*Breaks into dance routine*

Did no one else want to drop by the studio that evening?

Shall we open the film with Daniel Craig stepping out of the shower?

*Looks the latter two up*

With the Broccolis being the Broccolis, it's hard to have faith in their decision-making processes.

Should M know the Lambeth Walk?

Especially since, to be perfectly frank, he probably shouldn't expect to have much of a career after this?

And, if we wanted to see that era of Las Vegas, we'd just watch Vega$ reruns.

"Why did we make a retiree M?"

Right- the general consensus now seems to be that it's among the five best or so, and (more importantly) that it is a key example of how you could do a good Bond film with a so-so Bond- it's the script, not the actor, that matters.

Besides which, who believes that Bond could lose a fight to Mitchell?

I'll do it, if no one else will…..

Or set a Bond film in 1955, just for the fun of it!

Just puzzled men of courage in the shadows…..