But Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd would be utterly obnoxious in a legitimately good film- it's precisely because they're surrounded by crap that they are enjoyable!

Yup.

Mind you, given that the competition is two people who barely played the role and two who are associated with nadirs…..

Accidentally walked into the Sixth Dimension.

And after she was forced to take poison on another role of hers, too….

Given current standards…..

Thing is, are we sure the Broccolis would ever give up that source of revenue, especially since they don't seem to have any other source?

Will they knee-cap him, and ironically force him to drop out of playing the part?

Isn't that a normal Tuesday for you?

What about other people's children?

So, things looking up for Virginia Beach….

The hell you don't!

And it came out in 2003 to boot…..

So, around the time when the ship was clearly sinking…..

Unless there's a lot more to it, and, if there is, that part of the plot might end up becoming distracting.

He already tried with Will…..

Unless you have the appetite for that…..

You mean that's not how they're restoring the missing episodes?

Or much earlier, if you own a cat…..

There is always something to be said for a narrator's goals to be thwarted by the subjects he's narrating over…..