Hate to break it to you, but I played Uncharted 2 and one of the recent Kirby games and I enjoyed the Kirby game slightly more. Are you going to tell me I'm wrong, and if so, are you going to tell me exactly why my subjective experience was wrong?

Can we please read your review of Uncharted 3 suckitassholes? I like your moxie and I feel it would translate into a rip-roaring read.

You seem to think that it's certifiably impossible for someone not to love this game. Why? And more importantly, why do you care? Does it affect your own enjoyment of the game? Does it affect absolutely anything, anywhere? Is it going to prevent them from making an Uncharted 4?

So there is no conceivable reality you can perceive of where someone might prefer a Kirby game to an Uncharted game?

Excuse me, we expect a certain standard of basic competence when it comes to the use of English on this site. You have failed to reach that standard. Good day sir.

So by saying the review is worthless I guess he's referring to its literary merits? And by claiming the author is a troll he's saying… what exactly? That while it is an entirely reasonable and balanced review, the author resides under a bridge?

Right, so he's not allowed to dislike the game, even though he's played it. Presumably you haven't, seeing as how it hasn't been officially released yet. So what are you basing your outrage on? How do you know he's wrong?

I'm down with this. The last game was very shiny and twinkly, but there wasn't much actual gameplay beneath it all. The setpieces felt largely shoehorned it. I couldn't understand the hoopla that surrounded the opening setpiece on the falling train. It was basically a series of quick time events. And then you had to…

I'm not down with that. There's too much mugging from Naomi Watts. Seriously, I lost count of the times we see her reaction shot before the thing she is looking at is revealed.

Why should I need to? They are all readily available. You can seek them out as easily as you seek out an American podcast.

Branch the fuck out
Seriously. Not a single non-American podcast? You review non-American films, non-American books, non-American music, even the occasional non-American TV show (when they're available over there. So what possible excuse is there for not reviewing a single non-American podcast? They are just as…

Tasha?
Is there a reason why Tasha Robinson always gets to answer these questions first?

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Attention AV Club! Podcasting is also a prominent activity in other, non-US based countries. Feel free to sample them at some point. I hear they are readily available on the internet.

I must enter a title
Do you guys have passports?

Bump! There was a post a couple of months saying a fully-fledged podcast would be back in early April. Is that still on the cards?

AV Talk
Any word on when the podcast might be coming back? I think you guys said it'd be the beginning of April originally. As much as I enjoy your lovely faces, I do miss simply losing myself in your luxorious voices on my ride to work.

The music
I don't agree with the sentiment about the score. I'll admit I didn't notice it for most of the film, but when I did, particularly during the final interiors of the cave at the end, I thought it was beautiful.

Also, you might be outside the UK and I'm not sure if they're available there, but if you can it's worth listening to the entire three hour BBC radio show that the podcast is edited down from. It's on BBC 6 Music, so the music is quality.

Most of the episodes on itunes at the moment are best ofs or old edited down episodes, as the show has been on hiatus for so long. I'd say just go with the most recent three episodes, and see how you like those. There are no funny songs in any of the episodes so far this year, although I have to say Song Wars is a…

Now that it's back on…
… you guys should really review The Adam and Joe show. Once again my favourite podcast of the week.