You don't shoot your lawyer!

Let off some steam, Bennett

Hello Carrol

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter how dumb my suggestions are [eats Nuts and Gum]

Oh nice!

I learned to feel things I've never felt before. Love, jealousy, passion for disemboweling.

Look out Itchy!  He's Irish!

She's gone from suck to blow

*THWACK* Uggggggh.

Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?  Suppose you got a large starving family.  Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?

It's not my favorite shirt, but it is my least favorite shirt.

If someone like Alex Lifeson tells you to put a shirt on, you put your goddamn shirt on!

Goddammit Walt, everyone knows your name!

I am serious.  And don't ever question my seriousness

Nobody out-crazy's Ophelia!

Laaaast one.  Swear to God.

He can't be gay, he has a mustache.

Chill with the rape stuff

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, but I sent you Ben-gay, Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I…

“Whatever you think’s supposed to happen, I’m telling you the exact reverse opposite of that is going to happen."
-Jesse Pinkman