She's got them thaaaangs!

Candy bar? Wait, I'm withholding it. Look at me "getting off"

The kids will have to learn about Tek War sooner or later.

Very proud. Minus

You don't even get Weezy Jefferson for a hand job!

Stay out of my territory!

You could load it up with lots of swears. That's what David Mamet does.

So who's crazier, me or Ann Curry?

That's what the kids call "epic fail"

Before I go, I would like to give thanks for the things that I have been blessed with the most: a superior-performing wang, the Courvoisier truck that jackknifed in
front of my house, and of course, the irrepressible human ass.

Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.

Oh, you're so stolid. You weren't like that before the beard.

Stay out of my territory!

It must be hard enough being black and gay… Imagine if you were also Canadian, eh?

It was always our plan to trail at the half. Thus deepening Earth's
eventual humiliation. Also: What game were the refs watching?

Nixon with charisma? I'm unstoppable!

Now my Schwartz is as big as yours

. . . and that was back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory.

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Goosestepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!