Jesus, Sean…
…. you are amazing! This is one of the funniest, well written Newswire posts ever!

I was….
…. Excited till you said there was no Dax, now I refuse to watch it….

Yeah, I live in Oklahoma. We don't get this show either… It's always preempted for live cock fighting updates an cattle auctions.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

Yo! It's been like 15 minutes. Where the fuck is my beer?!

Maybe we should start a Facebook page about this? It worked for Betty White…. Ooooh, actually, we should all just start a fan fic website. Finally get some resolution to all of the Martin Starr/Ken Marino sexual tension….

Seriously, Sean…
….. your anti semitism is getting out of control! Leave Mr. Reubens alone!!!

I really wish…
… American shows, especially the short 10 episode series that networks like HBO, Starz and maybe some others seem to prefer, would whip out Christmas specials to wrap their series up like they do in the UK. I think it would be very doable to have a closing hour and a half special filmed and aired this…

No, I think what you meant to say was "Ryan Reynolds is the metaphors of Katy Perry".

What do you…
…. think Ryan's BM looks like? I'm gonna go with little pellets, like a rabbit….

Did he write this?

What about….
….. America's 14 year olds?

Do they…
…. have any clips that feature a drunken Ed McMahon? I heard he got drunk one time in the 50's right before he stopped drinking for good in 1960…..

…
@justpassingby it would have been better had you called her a Prima Donna. Think about it. You missed your chance…..

Shit….
…. looks like I wont be watching Idol this season after all.

I think the evidence speaks for itself.

Man, people really tore you apart on that one….. No one brings up your fierce anti semitism, but one line criticizing Netflix's streaming quality and they are all over you!

@Sean Definitely, older, shittier obscure movies tend to look rough, and pretty much anything offered by Starz (LOL?) is pretty weak, but man, when there are no connectivity problems the HD is as good as my Blu-Ray discs, and SD looks pretty damn good too….. Stream "Big Fan" to a nice TV and get back to me…. you…

Looking Crappy?
I don't know how good your connection is, but the HD streaming movies look excellent…. Seriously, months ago I hadn't realized that they had started streaming in HD and I was watching Big Fan and thought it looked unusually amazing…..

Once again…
…. a News Wire article has given me an embarrassing erection in public. Thank you Sean and thank you Katy!