It was…
…. a year and a half ago that I got to hang out with Jason Bateman at work in NYC, and he was telling me how the movie was all ready to go and that Mitch had all the ideas worked out and was writing the script…. and now it's only half way done?! Then again he also told me that "Sit Down Shut Up" was going to…

The naughty bits of young girls are often easily confused……

uh @nicole, you are reading way to much into this book. I think maybe Bieber just likes brushing his pretty, pretty hair. Less "walls falling down" and more "pantene is the best conditioner" is to be expected in this epic tome……

You guys…
…. can laugh and make fun of this all you want, but I have just one question for the commenters: What makes Bieber tick?

@lobsters Oh, I got laid in NYC, just not by the hot W'burg chicks that I wanted. I think it's because my job required me to shave and I could never find a V-neck deep enough… I had to make due with foreigners fresh off the boat.

I also find that very surprising….

Yeah, the dinos do look pretty sweet for their time, but none of them are shooting lasers and that is what audiences in the 21st century demand! Also, I find all of the characters holding guns to be threatening and scary, maybe they could replace them with baguettes or flowers, you know, for the kids!

That was my living in NYC experience too….

Is she….
… in a competition with Paget Brewster to see who can be on the most canceled shows?

Please, please…
… please, freshen that library as soon as possible! It is getting mad musty in there. You know what freshens libraries the best? Gritty reboots! Or maybe they could rerelease a special edition "Shakespear in Love" with improved CGI effects… it looks so painfully outdated.

So I guess….
….. you could say "ca ne plane pas pour moi"?

Seconded!

This world….
…. was apparently too small to handle the weight of two Maurys.

It was a baby!!!

Every day….
…. we seem to get closer and closer to "Coupon: The Movie" getting made :(

Maybe…
…. he could find a place for Pras in his cabinet, God knows he could use the work. Those "Ghetto Superstar" royalty checks are getting to be few and far between…

Yeah, me too. I got really pumped for a moment….

Jesus Christ….
…. as a resident of Oklahoma City, I apologize to all of you! Hey, at least we gave you The Lips…. but then again, we also gave you Hinder and All American Rejects.

No, a "Few Good Men" is widely regarded as his "War of The Worlds".

Finally…
…. some good movie news! I have been waiting months for someone to tackle this project. Could very well end up being Mr. Sorkin's Citizen Kane, or at the very least his Nixon.