I think that if anyone not confused by Bowie in Labyrinth should probably see a doctor.

That AT&T Park is such a drama queen.

That's good. I believe it is someone else's turn to give them today, and trouble tends to occur when one gives a fuck out of turn.

No, I say this is my album of the year! Not yours! No sharing!

You can tell Dan that she is still able to fight back, hence, he probably better move on.

I…I'll be in my bunk.

Basia Bulat was my favorite, but having Oderus do a "Hatesong" for the same song his band played that day made it impossible to pick against GWAR.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Lucky! I can't watch. Crocodiles bit my face off.

*shrieks, continues to advance as Sheltie remains frozen*

FLAGGED because Jesus Christ.

*steps away from @scrawler*

Who knows? If I want to watch an "Evil Dead" movie, it better feature shitty special effects and a wisecracking Bruce Campbell!

I do have a thermos containing a crystal of ice-9, after all

Who are you, Kinsten Durst?*

We are all durst in the wind.

No, it's deceiving. 'Joke' makes it sound like you and O'Neal have a playful relationship.

Last weekend I saw a commercial for Delivery Man and it looks so awful that even the presence of Chris Pratt does nothing to affect my disinterest. I can't believe I'm saying that, but it's true. Chris Pratt's presence mostly makes me hope that he and Anna Faris are sending their kids to a good school.

Suicide risk, same as every year. What, too dark, or not too dark enough?

I don't know, what about HallBowieen*?