This is my favorite post of the day, as my parents have a chihuahua for some godforsaken reason, and I am constantly threatening to eat it.

You straight up raw dogged that one, Scrawler.

Who's Your Daddy

DAMMIT JERRY

You're both wrong, it was Monica Bellucci, because damn.

I'm not sure I've ever seen an episode of Entourage but I stopped reading about two paragraphs in so as not to openly snicker at my desk.

Entourage:O'Neal::American Horror Story:TVDW

An angry "Turtle" from Entourage just tweeted Gary Cooper's home address.

Did Ellen's original sitcom suffer because it came out at a time when mainstream America wasn't ready for a primetime lesbian, or because it just wasn't very good? I can't really remember.

Why, this obit is just pervy enough!

Damn. That is some cold, hard subway justice, @SubwayJustice:disqus .

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Do you mean you would ask K about Entourage or The Cape? Either way, it sounds rad.

Don't joke about this. Do NOT give me a legitimate reason to take interest in an Entourage movie.

Does the Butt Fumble effectively double as the Hat Signal?

Adrian Grenier screwing up the Entourage movie - probably the only sure thing he has left in his career, if you can call it that - is definitely his equivalent of the Butt Fumble.

fastandsloppy don't listen to Weazy. Buy me a red panda!

*snickers*
Oh, Scrawler, I feel so bad for you. Maybe try *snorts* compatibility mode? Or add the TI to your "trusted sites"?
*places paw over mouth to hide grin*

As someone who has done a lot of technical work over the years, I can't agree with this enough. It's partially because being a dick to your IT staff is a thing of low class. It's also because we are irritable and not afraid to mail you a box with a live raccoon* inside.

Fear of a Blackberry Planet

DEAR SAVAGE FROG (DEATHBAT),