@avclub-d1dd537846e529e1101d7c23e170fe4b:disqus For crying out loud the first episode is called "Bitchcraft". If that doesn't sell you on it, nothing will.

I'm just impressed that in compiling information for this article, O'Neal apparently read TMZ for our sins. NEVER FORGET

"That bartender looks just like Adrian Grenier"
*snorts* "looks like"

Liked and FLAGGED

Sort of, but also including the Sasquatch and the Hipster Stereotype.

It is pretty much what the "Dark Stalkers" video games were, but damned if I'm going to watch these goddamn movies just because the pinball machines aren't working and NO, I don't want to go goddamn bowling.

RUN FOR IT

I don't know about this. It gives me bad flashbacks to the late 80's War of the Worlds tv series, which is not necessarily positive.

He's probably getting off on it. Look at him. Withholding.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus You're a real pro, making a point to start the Perv Thread even in your weakened, frail state. I feel like Coach Taylor would be proud of you for sucking it up and thinking of the team.

http://achewood.com/index.p…

It puzzles me that this is an actual show, and not a Tumblr joke that went a little too far. At the risk of pandering to the commentariat, this seems like a worse idea for a show than Mock Trial with J. Reinhold: The Series.

*pauses working on truck; smiles at @Scrawler2:disqus , opens another beer*

Well, how many Zac Efrons do you think they could just give away without having to explain it to management?

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus HEY

Dang it, Capwne, you put that away. I don't want to hear you whining about how you can't perv later because you have soooo much work to do, when we all know you're spent from perving in the morning.

Liked and Barf'd. I will clean it up myself, though, you sick fucks, get out of here.

I'm a little disappointed that this article didn't feature the Big Red NOtorious B.I.G., excellent Newswire article aside.

Why did there have to be a remake of this? Why not just a straight sequel?

I came for the Judy Greer, I stayed for the batshit crazy Julianne Moore.