That sounds disgusting, given the yellow "butter" sludge that covers movie theater popcorn. Besides, I'd just get butter and chocolate all over my flask if I did something so depraved.

Damn straight. O'Neal has been tearing it up lately, even by Newswire standards, which is really saying something.

I GOT MYSTERIES ALL OVER TOWWW-HOWWWWNN

I usually try to be good about this sort of thing, but anyway:

*makes low-pitched 'angry kitty' growl*

This is kind of a good story but it just makes me want to watch Son of Rambow again.

I'm sorry about your bad experience

I'm elated that you're still around. Please tell katelynn_adkins that she needs to go back to class, especially if it is English class.

You're confusing words again. The note in the article says "to", whereas I think you mean "with" or "on", possibly "next to at Wal-Mart".

Winner! I also would have accepted:
"I'm Afraid Dan Harmon Hates Me" or
"We're All Stuck Here"

Thank you. If there's one thing I appreciate in a rhinophallic monster, it's the ability to show a little tact and restraint.

Who cares if they're hell-bent on destroying America? They haven't failed to entertain yet, I say we let them raze the country and see how it turns out.

Es muy bueno.

Okay, someone explain this to me. Why is "Ant-Man" deserving of a movie? Is he some kind of a big deal? Was there extensive public clamor that I missed for such a thing? I feel like I am missing something.

Needs more Arrested Development

I keep trying to read the article but all I can really come up with for a comment is "damn, that is one fine mustache".

I agree with the Disqus assessment. It's reasonable except for the 'one page, fifty comments at a time' limits. I'd probably beat a Disqus executive to death with a two-by-four labeled "Load More Comments" if it meant never seeing that control on a webpage again.

See? The cock-faced yellow pointy thing gets it, how difficult can it be?

I couldn't even post the lyrics to "The Hero of Canton" without getting truncated. This new system is worse than a thousand Hitlers getting married to a thousand other Hitlers.

God the old comments system was the fucking worst, why can't this one be just like it