I'm just hoping that "Firestarter" can be used as the theme song.

Are you sure that this is not an Internet meme, @avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus ?

Ugh, like Buddy Rich, I'm flyin' off the handle

He didn't make our top 10 gimmicks of 2013 list.  I know that seems silly!  2013 isn't even over, but we already made our list, and if we change it, we might as well admit that we were foolish.

*limps bizkit*

I want to tear into you but I can't tell if you are serious or not.

You forgot "besides mirrors" in your headline.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus So A.V. Club: The Movie is sort of like Léon: The Professional but with the two lead roles switched?  And also more latex?  Honestly, that sounds bitchin'.

It's from the pornographic parody, Pokeyourmom.

George Clooney finally became too smug for his ego to be contained within the Earth's atmosphere.

Just look at the title.  "People in New Jersey".  Nobody would believe that show is about you.

They are often a lot of work, but I'm elated to be in grad school for a number of reasons, so I can't help but mention them in glowing terms.

That's great news.  I love barbecue!  Oh, and good job at life, too.

I'm really more into Coltrane but it sounds like your cat and I could team up for wacky adventures, possibly bounty hunting in space.

Sam Rockwell is good in everything. He's spectacular in Seven Psychopaths. He was even good in The Green Mile.  Wrap your head around that sentence.  The Green Mile.  It's true.  Don't make me type it a third time.

I fully expect to have one bull-man for the first seven or eight episodes, with an entirely different bull-man showing up after that, with no elements of the show acknowledging the change.

In something of an upset, I went to see Gravity last night on a whim; this must the be first movie I've seen in its opening weekend in years.  I really enjoyed it; George Clooney being George Clooney got on my nerves a little but that wasn't enough to take away from the spectacle and the terror.  Definitely worth the…

KITTIES

No, it's not.  I was just trying to make a humorous play on words but now I feel like I'm wildly curious. 

Wait a minotaur you sure this is really what you want?