*Glau-ers at @avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus *

It does rhyme nicely with "My love for you is like a truck"

*wipes single tear from eye, stands proud with hand over heart*

I think this sounds more like Fanfiction.net: The Musical.

@avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus I was going to say it but I couldn't think of a good portmanteau, off-hand. Just because I don't know what to call it doesn't mean I am uninterested. MMMRRROOOWWWWWW

*The @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Award For Most Inebriated Weekend*

@avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus mhatfink!  mhatfink!

HE SAID THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

Now, I haven't been to church for years, but I'm pretty sure that Ian McShane was not a character in the Bible.  I probably would have paid more attention if that was the case.

Whether it makes The News or not!

While you might be a snob (doubtful), it's more likely that you understand what racism is.  Also, meth.

DANIEL PLAINVIEW

Well, now I want a cupcake that is decorated to look like a breast.

Let's call it the current "Calm down".  I have a hard time associating the actual TI with the word "new".

Here you are, cat wrestles baby:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

A part-time grad student with a full-time job.  Oh look, I already have my costume on.

Honestly, I do want the mime rapist episode of Little House on the Prairie.  I've never seen it, but it sounds too crazy to pass up, like a blueprint for American Horror Story, albeit one that needs some revision (i.e. more Man Ass).

At some point in that show, I realized that there would never be enough Landry.  It didn't matter how much air time he got in most episodes, it just wouldn't be enough.  Unless he killed someone.  Then it's a different scenario.

JLU: "Epilogue" is a nice coda to the series - it really ties everything together well in terms of JLU and Batman Beyond.  I feel like "Divided We Fall" is the real finale, though; it's definitely the climax, and pretty much everything I wanted from a superhero show.  (I know there was a third season, but it's more of…

@avclub-a0c1c8c6aaa047092b541ff1279117ed:disqus I think you watch it after the finale.  Probably a few days after, maybe a week, give yourself some time to absorb the series ending. It's a little more like visiting old friends than anything; it's definitely worth watching but doesn't really have any bearing on how…