"They told me you was hung!"
"And they were right!"

Okay, be honest. Is this really a show?  People watch it?  This seems a little like it might be a made-up show for the sake of posting a Newswire, just to see if anyone would catch it.

Tyler Perry's A Tyler Perry Christmas: I'm Still Profitable, Featuring Tyler Perry and Brought To You By For Fuck's Sake You Can Come Out of the Closet Already Tyler Perry

I still kind of feel like anyone who pays money to see this Tyler Perry Drag Grandma Christmas movie in a theater should be forced by a court of law to wear a shirt bearing a picture of Tyler Perry's Drag Grandma Christmas Face for one week.

Thank Batman, I was worried we might make it to noon without discussing Breaking Bad today.  And it's great that CBS has a detective show in the works!  CBS really needs another crime drama.

LATE THREAD

On one hand, nasty.  On the other hand, I have an idea for a childrens' book about a female construction worker called Heavy Duty Judy.  We can split the animation revenues.

*appears to wink at Hat, but actually just falls asleep*

We also used to have @Diabeetus.  I don't think we have him any more, though; if he were here right now, he'd say "Diabeetus can tell you that this walrus movie is a fucking terrible idea."

No, it's a movie about a man getting kicked off a plane for being overweight, and throwing a tantrum about it.

This could have been posted to The Onion and I would not have blinked.

I'm going to end up buying this, and what's worse, probably putting it at my desk in the office.

*stares dumbly at @avclub-f41c98ac606e9b29fce2d59f71df434d:disqus *

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Good job, I think everyone else in the office left for lunch, so nobody heard me snort.  Why I insist on reading your posts while I eat lunch is beyond me.

I feel like someone needs to stick up for Random Roles with Will Harris.  It's not exactly a secret, but Will's interviews are consistently excellent.  I'm always stunned by the people he gets for interviews, too.

Yesterday, I went running on a local trail, and came across two female deer in the path.  They just stood there and stared at me, like deer do; I could have reached an arm out and touched both of them, they were that close.  I fought my urge to pounce and ran by, keeping my pace, as I thought that would be least…

So Clint gets to bang Aaron Paul while Bryan Cranston watches?  Well, good for him.

I hope you get this job and you manage that office.  Manage the hell out if it, Hussy.  Good luck, I guess?

Lots of stuff!  I'm fond of grapefruit juice in the summer.  If the gin is good, it goes well enough over ice alone with just a little lime.  You might also get some Campari, intern, and make Negronis before the weather gets cold again.

On one hand, the description sounds like something I might enjoy.  On the other hand, this guy looks like a total doshbag.  Big Red Maybe.