This sounds terrible enough that it might be worth a matinee viewing.  Left out of the review: Chris Brown plays a character called "Rooster", which I am willing to bet is not a reference to True Grit.  I'm having trouble getting past that title, though.  Really? That's the actual title.  Battle
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
OF THE YEAR

liked, SO HARD

God, of all days for the like feature to fail us.  WHY NOW?!?

@avclub-201c363af83c1aa5fd0333aff0d48580:disqus No, the hunchback finally gets there and it turns out the princess was in another castle.

Hugh Jackman with a flannel shirt one size too big. Yes, I know he's Australian, or something.

"Hi, I'm Zac Efron, I'm here to be fitted for my nerd glasses for this 'Beauty and the Beast' thing?"

On TV, that constitutes a sitcom.

Why would Marvel Comics be making a TV show about Sean "Jay-Z" Carter's foray into being a sports agent?

Good god.  Shut it down.

Can we still quote Morrissey directly?  As long as we can use his own words to highlight what a pretentious Quvenzhané Wallis he is, I'm not concerned.

It's a little unsettling how much I miss the like feature.  Come on, Disqus.  I'm usually a little pissed off as it is, don't make it worse.

I was torn on how to respond to this, about 50% "no details, you are a tease" and about 50% "jealous, but i wouldn't elaborate either, not here".

FIF

THURSDAY THREAD BECAUSE SOMEONE ALREADY SAID LATE THREAD

Congratulations on welcoming the new enlisted-person Broccoli to the world!  I hope the newborn and Mrs. B are in good health.

I audibly snickered, prompting one of my coworkers to shout "quit watching cat videos and get to work"

This week, I got a response from Modell himself.  It was a genuine "holy crap, this actually happens?" moment, even if Dan is the only one likely to be jealous.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus "Hello?  911?  I need help!  One lady fell on top of another lady and…no, I did not call to brag SEND A GODDAMN AMBULANCE!"

Normally, I'd suggest that he crossdress as a disguise, but I think this is the rare case where it would make him more recognizable.

mmmmm, lobster roll.