Listen to your heart.

There are so many good moments in this episode, and so many of them unmentioned in the review!  It's like Rabin never left.  I'm really fond of Homer explaining "speed holes" to Flanders, and the associated gags, particularly the mobsters running out of bullets.

God, I love Krusty chasing Homer down and tormenting him with the joy buzzer.

Well, I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

Well, fuck.  I lost $10 because someone other than Kyle Ryan posted this.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus I've never seen Spartacus, but sometimes I read fitness magazines at the gym while using the stair machine, and they occasionally have interviews with guys from that show about their fitness routines.

LAWLESS VICTORY

Thrace, do you like movies about gladiators?

Her name is spelled "Saraiya".  It's right there near the end of the article.  I don't know about the attack, though.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus No, because his family was not well off, so they had outdated electronics when he was growing up.*  Christ.  This is why we have to start each gritty reboot of HDB with a goddamn origin story, because nobody pays attention.

I can't believe what you just did.  People should know that a hat crime has occurred here!

*resumes maiming Adam Sandler gimmick poster*

The point is that Todd is reviewing Dads for our sins.  Maybe it will break up some of the 2 Broke Girls scar tissue, but hopefully nothing ruptures.

*sighs, opens another Icehouse; resumes working on Trans Am in White House driveway*

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You can expect a cursory mention of Dads in the Tolerability Index six weeks from now.

I didn't really care, to being with, but I got on board once I realized all of the fantastic Newswire Photoshop productions that would come out of it.

You haven't seen that movie, you just love the title.

Well, the original Rocky is actually pretty good.  Rocky III is probably worth watching just for Mr T mouthing off and talking trash to Rocky.

Are you talking to me?  Are you talking to me?  Because I don't see anyone else here.  Except my mom.  Who will shoot you.