It was your own fault for betting on subtlety instead of homoerotic subtext.

Great interview.  Worth reading for the last paragraph alone!  And how long has it been since we had a Will Harris Random Roles here?  Too long, that's how long.

I read "Google Plus, because money"

I feel like he'd find a way to snarl and do ab exercises through the whole thing.

They always have that dessert on the menu, but only make it once in a while.  It's great, of course, but almost never available.  This is how Chipotle keeps it real.

And Tatiana Maslany as everyone else, including the antagonists (The Dissolve staff).

No, you, it was Kennedy from MTV.  Her death was such a tragedy that the channel retired all of its music videos.  This is why they never play music any more.

*sighs, stops mauling Adam Sandler gimmick poster*

We all complain about people dicking around at their jobs.

oh god

Never not funny.

Come on now.  At least one of the characters from ATHF was likeable. 

Like regular buffalo wings, but served on an Escalade rim, and endorsed by…hmmmm…let's say, Fat Joe.

I don't know how you can make that comparison, even as a joke.  At one point, people thought Mark Sanchez had the potential to not be terrible.

Was I not supposed to eat that?  Uh-oh.

The only surprise is that O'Neal made it through the article without use of the phrase "because money".  Even though it's basically implied in the opening line.

Senor Spielbergo has accidentally tweeted Carlos Mencia's home address in response to your stealing of his joke.

Yeah, well, the internet can go fuck itself.

MMRRRRRROOWWWWWWWWWW

I'm sure she'll be okay, Hussy, don't you worry.