As far as the DCAU goes, I'm surprised you're not more of a Question kind of guy. 

No.  If you find yourself watching Justice League Unlimited for more than four hours, call your doctor.

These threads are a chronic problem.

CAT STUFF

I am sorry that you have been a sick mess recently.  Feel better and get back to infusing the comments here with your particular brand of 'spunk'.

Watched an episode of Hannibal this weekend, I think maybe episode 10, as it was the earliest available episode on Hulu.  I am intrigued enough that I will likely watch the whole season in a few months, when I am not so goddamn busy with school.  Thoughts:
-Damn but this show is shot beautifully.
-So much gore for a…

Former professional baseball star Julio or GTFO

Well, if it isn't the leader of the Wiener Patrol, boning up on his nerd lesson.

Now this is just delightful.  Thank you for sharing it!

I might as well just go home now.  Nothing else today is going to top this.

Stunt double MIchael Cera.

Just close your right eye for ten seconds and get in there.  Work will wait, Perv Thread will get tired and go to sleep if you don't make up your mind!

HOLY SHIT A HAT SIGHTING

No, it's a natural order.  Start with the most ridiculous surname - "Cumberbatch", far and away - and work your way down the list until you find a taker.  "Hiddleston" is still pretty close to the top, mind you.

I feel like this is my fault for mentioning it out of context.  A Perv Thread isn't really a scheduled thing, it just sort of magically happens when it is needed.  Like a boner.  Just try to relax, Smacks, it will take care of itself.

Hell yes.  Like a sexy fuckin' Darth Vader, such a good counterpart to Our Malcom Reynolds.

@Scrawler2:disqus Is the 'magic' part just looking at the picture with your right eye closed?

RoboCop-Out

I'm not really an asshole, even though it seems to be my style…I'm more of a son-of-a-bitch.

You got that right, DUMBASS