I really thought it would be about morning FM radio shows.

More pretentious than my band, Catcher in the Rye and the Lena Dunhams?

I'm torn.  Your improved grammar and positive sentiment is pleasant, but also makes me concerned for your well-being.  This does conflict with my innate desire to tear you open like a Christmas present.  Still, it seems like improvement, however modest.

Really.  I appreciate that the guy covered a lot of Hateground here, as well as not picking an actual song instead of some disposable pop music, but not liking The Police is just wrong.

Dang it you know full well that it is spelled 'dogg'

*fires up HateComputer*

(CD received in envelope labeled "4 THE MARE")

It is BULLSHIT that a person can form opinions which conflict with my impulsive reactions.

This reads like a campaign speech as written by Charlie Kelly.

Maybe someone else should chime in, I've never seen anything in Pitch Black.

B+?  Really?  You're kidding me.  The preview for this was not "must see", but more "must get a C".  Still, even as positive as this review is, I can't see myself paying money for a Vin Diesel flick.

The Holmes Boys.  Next question.

This is great.  When are you going to release this year's version?

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Why did you even have to bring that up, you son-of-a-bitch.

If I have time this afternoon, I'm going to make a Kickstarter to get you your very own Walker Texas Ranger Lever.

What a coincidence, I just picked up a Manhattan, myself.

Well, you're missing out, both in terms of Mr. Goggins and the show itself.  Make a point to track down the pilot episode and watch it tonight or over the weekend.  Don't question it, do it.  You'll thank me for it later. 

Thomas Haverford

I wish my grandpa had been a smug Magneto. *sulks*

I didn't even know that it could be A Thing but now that it is at least An Idea, I'm definitely in favor of it, if not doomed to an unproductive afternoon of writing fanfiction.