Everybody on staff has three jobs now.  Except for Marah, who maintains twelve.

I agree with all of this.  Dave, I love you, but drunk, belligerent crowds are a known quantity; no, it's not okay, but that doesn't mean it will happen any less.  Safety would be one thing, but this is some Andy Kaufman bullshit you're pulling.

I'd probably pick "Things That Scare Me".  I'm also really fond of the hidden bonus track from The Tigers Have Spoken, that and the incredible album art.

Late thread?

Thank you for this!  It was indeed, as the young people say, groovy.  I love it when two great things converge.

Edit: Thank you, @olivececile:disqus .  Also: CRAP

I can see the review already:

Too bad, I bet that joke would have really burned the house down.

So…Hey Girl, <bigred>NO</bigred>

Apparently, somebody did.

I had not suspected that the Big Red NO could be used like this, and somehow, I am strangely not disappointed.

NO, and it completely chaps my ass.  I'd love to go - NEKO CASE - but I am back in grad classes and there's just no way.  Have a good time and make a point to let me know how it was (but don't rub it in).

In reading Cormac McCarthy's "The Road", I came across a word with which I was unfamiliar.  This word is "catamite".  Naturally, I had to learn its definition, which immediately made me feel uncomfortable but better about having not previously known it.

30 Helens would agree that those boots are rad.  Good choice, you.

Can you direct me to the Table of Malcontents?  I should probably be seated there if possible. 

Why would you spare us the details?  Don't make me start a Filthy Sex Thread.  I mean, congrats on making your writing deadline!

I do like the implication that this franchise is the cinematic equivalent of cat shit, even as cats appear to have some shame about putting out something vile.

Trans4mers: Where's the Beef

*looks wistfully at American flag, wipes single tear away*

My Uncle Carson had the best late-night television program of All Time!!! And he didn't have to post pictures of himself in lingerie online to do it.  But hey, whatever works for you.  Also, flagged.