Hmmm….I wonder if Amelie is also going through a mid-life crisis. Probably not, considering she's well adjusted, has a steady high-paying job, and probably doesn't smell like cigarettes and old copies of The Call of the Cthulhu.

Hmmm….I wonder if Amelie is also going through a mid-life crisis. Probably not, considering she's well adjusted, has a steady high-paying job, and probably doesn't smell like cigarettes and old copies of The Call of the Cthulhu.

Ok, Sweet Clam. We're all waiting for you. Post your oh so witty weekly takedown of Amelie. Go ahead sweetheart, give us your best.

Ok, Sweet Clam. We're all waiting for you. Post your oh so witty weekly takedown of Amelie. Go ahead sweetheart, give us your best.

"Sweet Clam's" not the only one who's back, bitch.

"Sweet Clam's" not the only one who's back, bitch.

Forgot my password
Couldn't remember e-mail
Passion undying

Forgot my password
Couldn't remember e-mail
Passion undying

Amelie is like dew
Collecting  on blades of grass
By grass i mean pubes

Amelie is like dew
Collecting  on blades of grass
By grass i mean pubes

Fools are wont to hate
Amelie stands strong regardless
With her auburn hair

Fools are wont to hate
Amelie stands strong regardless
With her auburn hair

Oh my sweet Amelie
why have you forsaken us
steve carell is gone

Oh my sweet Amelie
why have you forsaken us
steve carell is gone

I can no longer bear the pain….
Amelie, a weekly feature is simply not enough. I'm nearly been driven mad with longing. Your absence is like a gaping abcess in my soul. Please return…because seriously, Steve Carrell is gone, why the fuck is the Office continuing? No seriously, even Ricky Gervais made fun of it on his…

Forget politics, how long do we have to be subjected to this guy's sick self-indulgent Freudian fantasies? We get it dude, you have issues with women

Will Amelie be there? I can't wait to she who she's wearing.

don't even joke

None of you peasants are fit to sleep on the ground on which Amelie walks. Now shoo, go away please.

True story: I played Thelonious Monk in a 4th grade play