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How long until Trump starts screening porn at the White House? And don't say it will never happen.

Room after room of ugly, ugly children.

I can't remember which Internet forum I read it on, but some idiot Trump supporter was trying to dismiss Clinton's popular vote win because so many people in New York and California ran up her vote total and people living there weren't real Americans. This logic totally delegitimizes Trump's presidency since he's from

She has a country singer name. As we all know, only people who listen to country music are real muricans!

Sorry, I believe it's pronounced "Mack Donalds!"

Zach needs to die. He got Nora killed and he sets off a small nuke. Kids in sci fi and horror only serve the purpose of putting adults in danger.

Quinlan needs his own spinoff where he becomes a radio disc jockey in Cincinnati.

Or sing "Waffles waffles waffles!"

I love you, Dr. Zaus!

SNL will find a way to make him a recurring character.

They should have cast Hector Elizondo as the manager/concierge.

Actually, plenty of people have suffocated accidentally by breathing too much laughing gas.

Gavin McCloud should still be captain.

The rights to play The Force Awakens has to be huge. Can Starz afford that? Or will the network have to ask for its birthday and Christmas present early?

Leia off him!

Why don't you just have a seat there.

Whoever came up with the idea to kill Optimus Prime should have list his job. The writers could have easily introduced a new character to kill, perhaps Prime's ner-do-well brother, Optimus Sub-prime.

Are you counting Tim Daly who voiced Superman in the 90's cartoon and other DC animated movies?

Didn't Sabato, Jr. play the voice of Knight Boat: The Crime-solving Boat? He still has his money from that right?

So you're going to use the axe to knock on the door? I'm afraid the homeowners won't get you The Shining reference.