My neighbor in the next apartment can use some help cooking crystalline methamphetamine. There's always work to do.

Roy Cohn.

Clint's family got the better end of that deal if all they had to give was a sandwich.

Hopefully Millie Bobby Brown's return will be her prerogative.

They need to reboot Beetlejuice and make him a woman.

Why would I want to dress as a sanitation worker for Halloween?

Captain Croaker.

What? I thought John Truckasaurus was funny as hell.

I call the big one "Bitey."

They really just need to have the new cartoon based on the 1984 Ghostbusters.

That episode was such a blatant ripoff of a 4th season episode of the "Golden Girls."

If I take the class do I get to meet Bigfoot, I like his style!

The producers made a huge mistake with the accent. It was fine for Bates to use her normal accent because the one she uses now is very distracting an unnecessary to the plot.

Yet she believed such things as sober pills exist?

I'm still going to bury my dead cat in the pet cemetery.

A lot of people make the same mistake you do about thinking Dr. Dre is a physician. He's actually a doctor because has a PhD. in particle physics.

Are they going to do a "Tales from the Barbecue Skit?"

A zombie Honey Badger. Or maybe zombified Africanized bees.

At least Animal Planet is trying to remain true to the theme of the network unlike AMC (American Movie Classics).

KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!