Looking at the blank Burger of the Day board in this episode made me realize I want to eat a Basil Fawtless burger. I'm not sure what it comes with besides non-faulty basil. I guess there'd have to be something British, like worcestershire sauce. Maybe it could be served with Towers (of onion rings).

But this is our hill! And these are our beans!

Despite the sex and violence, I feel like that's about the right age for Koontz books. I remember going through all his paperbacks that were at the public library around third to fifth grade, and then I remember in sixth grade seeing another of his novels was out and thinking to myself, "I think I'm a little too old…

See definition 3: http://idioms.thefreedictio…

When I was a little kid, I was sitting on the toilet, underwear around my ankles, and a giant roach fell off the ceiling and into my underwear.

"What the hell is this? Tap shoes?! I don't dance. I can't dance, ya little bastard!"

If you set up your keyboard preferences to easily switch between Latin and Cyrillic, the "c"s are handily in the exact same place! (The "a" and "f" sounds, however, are confusingly reversed.)

Well, at least in that region, the U.S. Navy veers off from what the broader U.S. government uses: http://www.nytimes.com/2016…

I too enjoyed the line. It's not even true, though! Potato chips aren't so bad for junk food. They have a decent amount of vitamin C and potassium.

I'm wondering if they're misspelling headlines to get more clicks. It worked on me.

Don't despair, Alasdair.

It's not in written form, but you might like the Canadian TV series Slings & Arrows.

For all the points on the compass, there's only one direction. And time is its only measure.

Always handy if you're with just one person and s/he asks, "Shouldn't we be doing something constructive?"

What's the first thing you remember?

…Now it isn't. My god, it's already started.

Why is my gray person in close-up now?!

It could; you don't know.

Ugh, I hate people asking intrusive questions to try to spice up their day. Especially some relentless routine they go through, where they're just interrogating you. I got blindsided by some new colleague pulling that on me at what was supposed to be a group lunch but turned into a one-on-one.

Khay-khay-khay am appalled!