There's these holidays:

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent
Take it with ya when you travel far

Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up, better than a Cup o' Gold
Only a chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul

"It's nothing but acidity! Very bad for the stomach!" https://youtu.be/cizrhw0Zzg…

Even better as Ursula: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Not a spelling bee issue, but just a weird realization of how living in the south has affected me.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Nick Kroll come from billionaire stock.

I remember him as Josh Charles's horrible dad on Sports Night.

See, that joke didn't land for me (hurr). His only audience for it was his family. They all know he was in the Air Force. Why would he word the joke the same way in front of them that he would in front of clueless white people?

Ugh, how upsetting—I hadn't heard about that. Thanks for sharing.

And I'm impressed McKinnon could sing through her teeth like that.

"waving up behind the wheel of a stolen car, and the more. "

Even then, when a 15-year-old Hitler Youth soldier was found guilty of a war crime, his age was a mitigating factor in the sentencing (http://www.loc.gov/rr/frd/M… — you can find the case by doing a Cntrl-F search for Oenning.)

Yeah. And some real-life press commentators—not just SNL actors playing reporters—actually have been admiring her for clearing that bar this past week. I wasn't happy about it in real life, and it would've been nice to see SNL push back on it some. But, as it was, the SNL actors seemed to be reflecting real…

Unfazed.

Didn't Mike watch "The Caine Mutiny" in an episode of Breaking Bad? It's been way too long since I saw the show, but I feel like there was a scene where Mike was watching TV in the middle of the night, and Bogart's sad eyes were staring back at him.

The STRAWBERRIES! That's where I had them!

Ohare. Not Nohare.

Exactly. Hence his desperate attempts to convince himself he's different from Slippin' Jimmy. Someone who was really assured they were different wouldn't go anywhere near the extremes Chuck does. Chuck knows better, deep down, and it literally drives him crazy.

I mean, there's a lot of reasons Chuck's argument doesn't fully hang together, and in large part it's because his beliefs about it are baked into the same issues feeding into his mental health crises. He's not capable of being reasonable when it comes to Jimmy and the law, only relentlessly rational in select areas…