Next it should be jauntily set to some Lady Day!

I feel Will and boat-repair past naturally lead to the worst trip he's ever been on. And that's before the cook did unspeakable things to his grits and corn! The constable's going to have to come and take him away.

I thought he got good mileage in The Avengers out of the line "He's adopted."

On the other hand, I don't see why someone saying something like, "Ugh, the 'X unfortunate phrasing' or 'Y screwed-up, underlying assumption' in that joke really took away from the humor" has to be seen as part of a battle. Whether or not the comedian was trying to be offensive, it's a genuine reaction people can…

Wait, who is Cookie Monster hiring? Are they bakers? Blue-furcare specialists? I have so many questions now.

I try to avoid Marcotte, but here's a thoughtful response: http://www.huffingtonpost.c…

I stopped capitalizing it after I read this in 2002: http://www.nytimes.com/2002…

Wouldn't have to put a tail on him, either.

You should watch Cabaret—it's good.

Speaking of The Warriors Three, I think it's pretty great that the Japanese actor playing one of them apparently has some Norwegian ancestry.

You'd think the Uyghurs would be used to having to find their way amongst the moguls….

I've changed my mind. He should wrestle Don Draper and Joan Holloway. At his age, he'll have to do it slowly, but that's okay.

They should just have Harrison Ford fight hippies.

I wouldn't say having the same causes is a requirement for irony. That's still just coincidence, the same way "bad timing" would be a coincidence.

I don't know how "pardon" sounds to a regular person in Tehran, but I know in general there are a lot of French loan words in Persian. "Merci" is the common way to say thank you.

This town needs an enema!

New Yorker.

Well, thank you for popping in and protecting us!

"One of Freddy's bones. He's terrible. A most unpromising youth."

If you can manage not to think about your/the Rock's/Kenan's erect penises when they say it, just take stifling your laughter as a win.