Is it really so disturbing? That tail clearly seems to be attached by a belt, for example, so there's still whole areas of disturbing-ness that are—y'know, untapped there.

So, remember, Mommy,
I'm off to get a commie,
So send me a salami,
and try to smile somehow!

His eyes went black, and he slapped my face.

…hee-ro?

Stop this right now.

I just heard an accountant yawp, "TED, GET IN HERE!! LOOK AT BEN'S TATTOO!!"

Thine alabaster cities gleam
undimmed by human tears

I do think it's a better American accent than most—that part that seems most off to me is when he sometimes pulls his lips down and a little wide to say something mildly droll. It looks like something Hugh Grant would do to be self-deprecating, and not something that I'd ever associate with American speech.

Eh, the Greeks called lots of things apples: http://etymonline.com/index…

Specifically, watching The Awful Truth. I assume the terrible truth is he'd better call Jimmy.

I was hoping for Generic Gelatin-o.

The smashy crotch ride story works really well with the comment just above yours.

The Russo brothers can't even begin to understand the love I want to put into Captain America.

Yeah, it must. I'm far lazier than Holt.

One minute is a reasonable time to let a person explain himself. He generously adds 10 seconds to get attempts at negotiating the time limit out of the way without leaving a person too few seconds to explain himself.

I have to leave this dentist-related clip somewhere, so I'm going to do it here:

The way I understood it, that was the choice. He saw he was doing useful work in Washington with going after the stealth tech and chose that over letting his father pull strings to get him closer to the girl he likes. Hence the reference to growing up.

I'm missing a bottom front tooth. The dentist pulled it when I was in kindergarten because the only place for it to grow was behind the other front tooth. You can't tell at all—all my teeth are packed in closely together even with that one gone. I assume the tooth being taken out at that age helped keep me from…

I like Tazbekistan (http://www.bbc.co.uk/progra….

Once upon a time! The second Cap movie means it's now a toss-up between Bucky/Steve and Sam/Steve.