Also, things he says to people in print and on video.

Yeah. I did like Sherlock and John bickering way back when, about what John was putting on his blog.

The following constitutes a list of Sherlock's mental dedrunktions:

So, how does online chatting work in 221B? That's a lot of laptops for an activity that only requires one.

Yeah.

Same woman. And, yes, both stuck out as odd. It can sorrrt of be excused by how wasted he was. But, storywise, it still doesn't work that well as a big, "Aha, I've realized this is a clue!" moment when it stuck out so badly before.

"his sincerity with suicidal Major Sholto about sparing Watson any pain on his wedding day almost eclipses the ruin Sherlock’s already made of Watson’s wedding day"

Did anyone else crack up at the end, when Sherlock told John and Mary to go off and dance, lest people wonder what they're talking about?

He wanted a partner to dance with. He was sad he couldn't dance with Mary and John (he can in my threesome fanfic, don't worry), but when he saw Janine, he saw she was taken.

I thought at first maybe some kind of liquid adhesive bandage had been holding the tiny wound shut, and then it was washed off in the shower. It'd be hard to explain how it was applied without the victim noticing, but if you talked about it really fast while flashing graphics, it'd probably be all right.

It was just like when they had to draw out the taxi "mystery" in the pilot when they were ordered to add 30 more minutes to the episode. "What kind of *stranger* picks up people in a *car*…? Hmmm."

I liked it at first, then I started thinking, "But…if the attempted murder was just a rehearsal…why did he bother to target dear Dean Thomas Bainbridge in particular? He could've just gone for any of the guards whose belts were accessible during photo ops."

I wasn't happy about what happened to poor Lestrade at the beginning, but—why doesn't he know better than that? Why would he not at least find out what was going on?

When they showed Major Sholto heaving himself out of his hotel room chair to look at himself at the mirror, all I could think was, "*Stop moving around*."

I was really amused at Sherlock and Mrs. Hudson's:

I don't know. I don't know who it is.

In Bruges seems like a Catholic movie to me. Is it?

I really think a big part of it is that they aren't bothering to write in as many funny jokes.

When it comes to LOTR, he wasn't really a fan of Peter Jackson's interpretation.

Was one of the locales a low-cal calzone zone?