They'll leave cardboard cut-outs of themselves, with springy waving hands and bobbing heads

"Looks like the first ballot is in, and it's for Clinton…"

Wouldn't it be great if you could concretely know that it was going to turn out okay, and then go through this election cycle and just enjoy the lunacy?

Some are good gophers, I'd assume…

Throw in a little "the phallic imagery clearly represents/criticizes the dominant patriarchy" and it's hellooooo A-!

Get super-intelligent cyborgs to run the country. Or, if cyborgs haven't been invented yet: people from the neighborhood!

A couple years ago I had this exchange with someone:
"So, I've never been a Fleetwood Mac fan - like, at all - but I just heard the most beautiful song—"
"Was it 'Landslide'?"
"Oh. Well, yes. Yes, it was."

As soon as people hear about this Benghazi thing, it's over for her.

Well, the guitar part "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" required complex chord-changes with basic strumming. "Landslide" has simple chords, but requires complex picking on the right hand. Obviously an allusion to the idea that Hillary is the counter-point to Bill.

I see you've played photy-wordy before!

MetLife would be ALL OVER a policy that provides someone to pray over you when you have a serious medical crisis.

I thought his "crookedbenghazikillersayswhat?" rebuttal was particularly effective

So, here's an apropos of nothing comment, (but I guess technically related in the sense that it's connected to early-80's science fiction that is great): I keep getting the Maria Bamford video recommended, and when I scroll past it really fast, she looks like Khan, explaining that it was only his genetically…

Oh, they totally get jiggy with those.

As opposed to death by starvation, they meant.

I was at the park the other day with my kids and the seeso's now are super lame - they only go a couple inches in the air

Trump will have all the aliens removed from the film, if they can't prove US citizenship.

Play "Classical Gas!"

Be ready for Wallace to ask Trump about his thought on the remarks made by congressmen Les Wynan. And for Trump to fuck up the response by digressing 8 times.

And then complain that it wasn't a fair fight.