Danke schoen! Danke schoen! We'll be here until ze Allies arrive!

"This shit just got in turnaround."

Alan Smithee

You have to know this one weird bit of code.

They deliver to the city!
Deliver to the city!
Within a CER-TAIN radius!

Tell me, in single words only, the good things that come to mind about your lunch…

Early on I said I'd prefer Trump to Cruz (safe in the assumption that such a reality would never happen), because DC knows how to navigate around an inept clown. I didn't think about the fact that he would populate with inept clowns, and the rest of congress would throw on those clown suits to fall in line.

And why do we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway??!! Am I right, people?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

"Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you."
"Does it have an appointment?"
"Uh… yes it does."

Elementary phrenology shows us how skull shapes conducive to glasses and hair pulled back equate to female intelligence.

"If you look up the definition of 'predator' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find?"
"A picture of the alien that's hunting us?"
"No, the definition of 'predator,' which that alien fucking is."

The Cutie-Pie With the Moxie

Fede Alvarez is Streep's nom d'auteur

I bet he could do a hell of a Trump impression, now that you says that.

**whispers answer to Tom Haverford in private moment that no one else can hear**

"Hasta la vista, ya' wee numpty bastard!"

Yeah, this is reassuring, but regardless it'd take a hell of a lot to make me not see this.

It means you got wait-listed at NYU, but wound up going to your somewhere else (state school? A private college that sounds more prestigious than it is? The data is fuzzy here) because it was less expensive. You majored in Communications but, if you're being honest with yourself, it was just because you weren't…

I guess I'm assuming the undecided are struggling between the two major candidates. That would actually make me feel better if the undecideds were struggling between, say, Clinton and Stein.