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Edmond Dantes Inferno
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I actually really appreciate that warning.

The part of your comment that would anger him most is that you might be implying he's losing his hair.

I look forward to watching the first hour and a half of Out 1 before I realize how long it is, giving up, and then telling everyone how powerful it is and how much it moved me.

What, is she funky?

Ooh, maybe we can get the dish on the lucky ladies in his life!

Classic Wanserski.

Preferably the beating given to Putin by history.

I would give so very much to watch him attempt that. I would bring popcorn for the righteous beating that would follow.

Just had to see the picture to know it was O'Neal.

The third act of Invention of Lying was uninspired and trite. UNINSPIRED!! TRITE!!

Has anyone else noticed how often Trump parallels Charles Foster Kane when he's running for office?

Oh, I don't mean my comment as judgment. I can see how it reads that way, but I meant it more in terms of those moments/images where you see what people have to do to meet these applied standards. Poorly written comment, perhaps.

"Alexa, play 'All Along The Watchtower'."
"Okay, but only if Jeremy over there leaves the room."

She seems too thin. If you look at the photo, it's like an optical illusion: seems fine at first, then after a moment you realize her body is too small for her head. Yes, newsflash, actors keep themselves frighteningly thin, but still…

"Oh, what, you want to hire me for your Chinese movie just because I'm Chinese?! Huh?! That's it, 'Oh, we should get the Asian to direct the China movie!'?!"

There it is.

WHY DID YOU COMMENT ABOUT THAT NAME??

It was the preview for Fantastic 4 that did me in.

And they would "partake in the snorting of the line."

It'd be like those stories of prisoners in long-term solitary who hurt themselves because they need verification that they're alive/ still exist. Take that away and… yikes.