Insane paranoid opinion time: Arrested Development is Ron Howard's confession that he faked Stanley Kubrick's faking of the moon landing!

Last weekend I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Remember Benghazi". I was so incredulous that I actually tried to mutter, "Oh my fucking god" and it came out, "Oh my goffing fog."

Now now, there could be lots of twists that come after "There's no easy way to tell you this.."

I tried to get in to Muslim Atheist Fascist school, but my test scores were for crap.

Ouch.

Oh man, watching Tim Conway getting Burnett or Korman to break is like finding a four-leafed clover.

They built this city!
They built this city!
They built this city!
They built this city on cry-ohh-sleeeeeep!

That's what his headshots say at the bottom, but with an exclamation mark at the end.

The sequel: The Sorry-Forgot-My-Sunglasses-Okay-This-Time-I'm-Actually-Leaving Man

As long as they dump a huge container of gatorade on the pilot and the drone who win, I'll consider it.

"You saved the pillow from the dump!"
"No, the pillow… saved us."

They couldn't say it if it wasn't actually true!!! It's a law!!

Yeah, even people who played tough, or complained all it was doing was making them motion-sick - that ending was going to get them.

I remember saying to more than one person, "So, you think they found footage in the woods of these people dying, possibly from a witch, and put it in theaters?"

Leonard had to be miserable just for the number of people who saw him on the street and starting screaming "JOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHH!!! JOOOOOSSSSSSHH!!"

"We have such operas to show you"

Is Zayn big enough to admit that he's sometimes inspired by himself?

Yeah, Argie. They're Space Samurai. You're really going to have to used to this kind of thing.

Episode VIII: The Force Awoke, Hit The Snooze Button, Rolled Over and Went Back To Sleep

In many ways Johnson is in a more enviable position than Abrams, because Abrams had to appease Disney, "right the ship", lay the franchise groundwork, etc. Johnson still has incredible pressure, but he's going to be infinitely freer to experiment, try risky things. Especially since the major criticism of VII was its…