So she's related to princess Leia in Ep. IV, too! Wait, now she's not. Now she is again! Nope, now she's— well she kind of is there…

"So you just kind of… you know… wave it around. Smack stuff."
"You sure about that? There isn't more to it?"
**shrugs** "My longest lesson was watching my older dad and an even older Obi-Wan kind of gently poking at each other with them."

You're right, let's ban al use of it.

That's the sad fact, Jack!

"Christ, he's still talking about recording Nebraska. Talk about the kids you knew growing up!"

Maybe it'd be better if another singer repeated him and explained what he was singing?

"Two Girls, One Pregnancy Test"

Yeah, just as a movie it's so much tighter. It's really hard to forgive how the sequel screws up the plot (from "no one goes back, no one else comes through. It's just him, and me" to "Hm, how'd they send another one? Why didn't they send the better model first? Why don't they just keep sending terminators on a…

That was my experience with Predator. I just thought it'd be fun to see a matinee, and then…

They just want their country back!

"People keep asking if I like Playmobil. And I haven't really had an answer…"

Which is really required reading if you want to get the most out of James Doohan's What the Fuck, Man? No You're Not! I Am!

Hee hee hee! Oh you!

It comes with a little trailer-wagon attachment.

I know that's everyone's favorite, but I've always loved the english teacher.

…The Bears.

The one I've always been sure they broke on was "You can't really dust for vomit" because the camera cuts away so quickly from that line it practically loses the last beat.

So you hang out in Starbucks and try to catch the eye of women in the Starbucks across the street?

"This is evil R2. He's black."
"Okay, so… I mean… if we take a step back for a moment and… you know…"
"Also, when he bleep-bloops it's to a funky beat."
"Alright, now seriously, that's just—"
"Also, he can dunk."

Morgan Freeman.