"You lost me at 'dudes.' At 'dojo' I was throwing a chair through a window to get away. And at 'ninjitsu' I was jumping in front of cars to make them stop, pulling the driver out and stealing their vehicle."

It's not quite an "air," not quite a "BnB," but oh, man… hahahaha…

Trailing her as she sits and stares at the portrait of poor, mad Carlotta Jamon.

And if not, they should have been.

And how did Apatow talk about the part with him? He describes the character, his selling out and misery, how awful he is, and that Apatow wants to use real footage of Sandler when they were young. Sandler has to ask, "So this guy's me?" and Apatow says… what…

"Of all the fatboys I have encountered in my beatboxing travels, his was the… [lip quivers] fattest."

With the freaks & geeks who run the networks, it's no wonderfalls that these kinds of things keep happening.

"15 Changes To Legos That Will Leave You Horrified (#9 Will Make You Lose Faith In Humanity)"

I have a clear memory of finding a stick when I was a kid that I swore - swore - looked exactly like Boba Fett's gun. Couldn't believe my luck, and I think I kept it for at least a couple of years.

I choose to presume a Mad Max wasteland. Call me a wide-eyed dreamer…

Anti-spoiler: You'll continue to be confused/mixed on Ignatius for years after finishing the book. Part of the beauty & frustration of the character.

"Sometimes 1% isn't good enough… Sometimes people deserve more… Sometimes people deserve to have their faith in dairy rewarded…"

Splitting my read time (which never works out well) between Murakami's Kafka On The Shore and The Emerald Mile, about the damming of the Colorado and some guys who rafted it during an out of control flood in the early 80's. Crazy interesting and exciting, once you get past the overwritten beginning.

[disdainful, confused stare]

"Who are you?"
"James."
"Oh, okay. Drink, uh, James?"
"Nah. I'm good."

"Why would you do another X-Men movie, Jen? How much better can ya eat? What could you buy that ya can't already afford?"

It's probably a line she hasn't heard yet: "I'd really love to date you. No, not now. In 50 years or so. Call it a hunch. There's going to be a Kate Hepburn/Helen Mirren thing happening, and I want to be part of it."

She'll make a top notch district attorney on a crime procedural series.

Absolutely. I imagine she could unleash some grade-A humiliation and objectification at this point.

And a Jedi.