I'd go with the ol' Twilight Zone ironic punishment deal: make him a music star, but his look, music, and persona get to be managed entirely by Kesha.

"Yeah, this is for the people protected from the sun!! IT'S TIME TO RE-APPLY AGAIN!"

Ha ha ha ha! Classic!

"Interesting" in the sense of the Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times"

I don't think it will happen, but if it did I think the greatest damage would be after-the-fact. While president, I think the system would work around him. He'd make dumb speeches, alienate allies, etc, but the system would happily navigate around his self-centered ignorance. Yes, foreign relations and…

I feel ill at the inevitability of lazy English teachers throwing on episodes of it to kill time.

Yeah, I assume it's because of the hair that they became the go-to 80's punchline, and they're certainly not unappreciated geniuses or anything, but there are a handful of really good songs.

Yeah, a TV version of MASH? Whose dumb idea was that??

Erin Moran, aka Joannie from Happy Days

We just had to order replacements for ours for some insurance nonsense.

It helps clarify, though, why Rick Grimes periodically ends his grim proclamations that kindness is a weakness they can't afford with "innit?"

I thought that was what Clemenza said to Rocco after they killed Paulie

"Are you the guardian of John Connor? Could I speak with him, please?"
"Ahh! Doon nary a feckin peeshaw ye coonry bastad!! I feckin be ye a-righ!" [slams beer mug in to T-1000's face]

Ha ha ! Good one!
(who's a man of his word? Edmond Dantes Inferno, that's who)

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"You are all individuals!"
(crowd) "Yes! We are all individuals."
(lone voice) "I'm not!"

Probably not. It's definitely in the sphere of "I didn't know that was a thing, and now I do, and that's why I only sleep 2 hours a night."

Coincidence??

Be sure to practice variations on how to growl the line, "Ya want sheets? Sheets are extra."

Also squirrels.