It's not for nothing that he almost never played himself on SNL - he always wanted to hide behind a character (which sounds derogatory, but I don't mean it to be).

Elwood Blues and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?! How could it miss!?

HOW'D IT GET BURNT AGAIN? HOW'D IT GET BURNT AGAIN?

His Minnelli-Chlorian count is off the charts

Yeah the "Do so at your financial peril" was my favorite. I'm sure there's weeping and panicked finger-pointing in the Disney board room this morning!

That meat popsicle?

Cruz. And now it's too late…

No one who's called "ogre" in German could be evil!

I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset.

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKIN' OBJECT!

James made Ed cry!

[sad trombone slide]

I believe you meant: "Who doesn't know that Frankenstein's Monster is named John Clare or Adam?"

It's because we wind around the road

It's a sound salvation. It's cleaning up the nation.

[mob grabs Anti-Monitor]
"You don't understand! I've traveled back in time to punch this kid for liking Space Jam, because now they're making a sequel!"
[Mob confers]
"You had us until that part about making a sequel to that ridiculous movie. Get 'im!"

I wonder if this reviewer has since discovered that there are, in fact, other movies.

Oh man, have I been going to the wrong yoga class.

Me too, especially since my mind first went to Conan The Barbarian. It made for a pretty awesome mental picture of what would happen next.

It's one the great mysteries, isn't it? The book is awful. The film is brilliant. The best things in the movie - and most of the best parts of Part II - are from the book.