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And a set up for a ridiculous family-relation twist.

Uh, I believe you're forgetting there's an entire line: "Be mindful of the living force"? Whaddya need, a roadmap?!

**Obi-Wan suddenly realizes his laxatives just went in to the Sarlac pit**

Well something dug up my garden!

I think an important distinction, though, is in Lucas' interpretation of taoism, and differentiating Living force and Unifying force. My understanding (which is 30% Lucas' words, 70% my interpretation, so disregard my thought at your leisure) is that "balance" would mean moving beyond fractured concepts of good and

X - Sex & Dying in High Society
Delfonics - Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time?
Gary Numan & Tubeway Army - Are Friends Electric? (oh my god, i love this song)
Hans Zimmer - Time Collapsing (Apparently I own the Inception soundtrack?)
Liz Phair - Polyester Bride
Muse - Madness
Beastie Boys - Root Down (freestyle mix)
Rolling

No one can ever be as cool as Kyuzo in the original, but damn if Coburn doesn't come close.

Hitchwho?

Samurai gets better every time you watch it, too. Regardless of how much you liked it the first time.

And how it gets from there to 9 1/2 Weeks is… complicated

I think Idiocracy is better to remember than to watch - it's pieces are great as reflective satire in particular moments, but taken as a whole gets weakened.

That's grit. They're taking this reboot very literally.

I'm going to be honest. I think this is one of Twain's lesser works.

The series will be called What Are You Gonna Do About It? Nothin', That's What

"Zulu?? Come on… Zulu?! I haven't seen my kids in a month!"

Next appeal will involve the scene where a 13-year-old explains how it isn't gay if you jerk off your friend with your non-dominant hand.

Pat is a boob, man.

You're thinking of Jason Bourne

My mind went to Pat Benatar at the headline. I was less intrigued when I realized the error. Relieved, though, that Benatar still knows what the real battlefield is.

It's a step up from the original name: "We Are Very Attractive Women"