As the world fell, each of us in our own way was advertised to. It was hard to know who was more snarky - me… or everyone else.

I paid for mine with an IV bag filled with thumb-tacks and amniotic fluid!

"Man, that guy… when we… play ball? I end up with an ache. In my head. Let's call him… Guy Makes Ache In Head During Game."
"Yeah. Hm. No. Let's keep working on it."

Remember not to get annoyed when he puts you on speaker. He's got limited options.

Well, depends on perspective, as far as the title goes. If it was on a poster or billboard, it'd make me think of dolma. Then, if there was a greek restaurant nearby, I'd buy all the dolmas. Maybe even a little retsina to go with them, while I try to figure out that whackadoo plot.

That's how a bill becomes a law there.

♫ H-B-Two-hoooo!
Pickin' on transgendered types!
Oh, they don't know-ho
They're chasin' music acts away!
Someday yet,
They'll get Pearl Jam and The Boss!
To play again
Play a-gai-hen! ♫

"Laugh Out Of Ordinary Obligations Of Loudness"?

♫ Memories… sweetened through the ages just like wiiiiine…♫

Yeah, if he only has five left, giving us the middle one could have a pretty broad range of meanings.

Because we all got put in the corner and WHERE WAS PATRICK SWAYZE THEN?

Well, name one other important film that came out that year!

[dismissive, angry substitute name for the quality of job done by the internet]

Same goes for fake sneezing. To a 9-month-old, the 15th time you do it they're laughing uproariously, and you can practically see them thinking, "Where are you coming up with this?! It's brilliant!"

That seems like a generous response, really.

Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.

I like "Big Boots," and I cannot lie.

After Hard Boiled can any movie compete for anything but second-best shoot out in a hospital?

At the casting call:
"Um… next up is… Ruth…?"
"Ruth who?
"Um. Ruth…?"
"Right, but which Ruth?"
**sweating profusely** "… Ruth…?"