"Hey! Hey, youse! Is where the Cannes Film whatchamadoo is?!"
"Down the hall, past the coke machine. Clean up when you're done, there's an AA meeting after you guys!"

"Big name actors, directors, streaming services, AVC commenters dominate this year's Cannes lineup"

"…trapped in a prison cell for ooooone! But he coulda been! Champing at the world!"

Got up-sold by a slick salesman.

Also, that moment was a little dumb.

I love the image of an increasingly disgruntled Harrison Ford saying, "Is this an 'o' or a zero? Like, See-Three-Poh? See-Three-Pee-Zero? Christ this is weird shit, George."

I thought it was to distract us from the fact that C3P0 seems to have gained a few pounds.

Oh, that classic scene where tensions are boiling because the police were rude to Stereo Saheeb, and Moopie takes the trash can and dumps a little bit of it out in front of the pizza parlor!

It's supposed to be called the "Swamp Gas & Weather Balloon Factory".

Some of them do. The rest look like they think this just is the dumbest goddamn idea for a band photo, and okay I'll do it, but…

Cache, Tell No One…

It does have Phillip Seymour Hoffman (that's good!)

"This was greenlit? That's unpossible!"

Wars Under Bloodworld was just way, way too exposition heavy.

Everyone knows Miller made no attempt to find out who the Black Keys were. What this article presupposes is… he did?

He's the one who speaks of the pompitus of love.

"They seem to be worshipping a god called "Dawes," but they seem to be worshipping him… ironically? Sarcastically? They are very confusing infidels."

I intend to go and eat flapjacks out of a bag.

They've been waiting for the song to end.

I don't think I'd want to know. Sometimes you just need the myth.