"ALSO I HAVE AN EXPIRED COUPON!! IT'S AT HOME, BUT I HAVE IT!!"

The Angry Life of Walter Birdy

My childhood became retro, then my adolescence, now my 20's… next stop, The Void.

Her first album was so poppy and shallow but, wow she got dark after that.

Mon Mothma is actually a man.

Men are "chubby funsters"!

Hahahahaha! It's true! We're so lame!

I still remember seeing two tabloids right next to each other at the checkout stand with the same actress on the cover - the first one had unflattering photos and said "ANOREXIA NIGHTMARE" and the next one had flattering red-carpet photos and said "How She Lost The Weight!"

Let's ask her brother, Huge Brick Of Gold.

It's hard not to feel like it's a deliberate assault, too, when women in entertainment who publicly fight the body-categorization battle so often get - understandably - ground down over time by the pressure of "Look, you need work, and if you want work…" and give in to the drastic weight loss, or the plastic surgery. …

Tell them to imagine their grandmother having a bowel movement!

"Oh, it's okay - I was lying! To get drugs! You know… like, a crime!"

"Wow, I didn't know you could burn out a 'caps-lock' key…"

HEY, IS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK, TOO? CRAZY!

My thought exactly - just needed the Wamapoke representative staring disapprovingly.

I just call them… people.

And make the mice pay for it.

**Gravelly baritone** Sometimes the only person you can't run away from… is yourself."

You either bring Amazon to the people, or you bring the people to Amazon.

I saw you on the TV back in ‘92
Sitting on couches, blankly staring out at you
If I was slacking, it didn’t stop the cable coming through
(Oh, a-oh!)