The Photogenic Couple Who Drove Each Other Crazy, Then Fell In Love Under False Pretenses, Then Got Mad And Split Up When The Truth Was Revealed, Then Fell In Love Again After One Of Them Apologized In The Rain

It's too bad she won't pinfall! But then, who does?

(whispering) "Are we even making Blade Runner 2?"
(whispering) "Get some writers on it. Just… get some writers on it."

Dealey Plaza is a flat circle.

**From the writers' table brainstorming session**

Why, make me throw my hands up in laughter!

"This wildfire bomb of yours better work, Lannister!"
"Glavin!"

Yeah, saw the headline, thought "Well, Tyrion." Read. Felt validated and superior.

He doesn't care what you think about him, anyway!

It's a typo. It's supposed to say "Trump Jarred" salsa - remember his "lazy, diseased, rapist salsa"?

WHY ISN'T ANYONE STOPPING THIS MOVIE?? SOMEONE STOP THIS MOVIE!!

Ha! Talk about the 3 Musketeers! That makes me laugh, legitimately.

Assuming they do the whole 'hero's journey' thing - since that seems to be a law now - they can have a literal "deepest cave". How meta!

"Turn in your deep-sea diving helmet! No! Wait until you're out of the water! Jesus, Deeper! What's wrong with you?"

Too subtle. Waaaaaay too subtle.

She had one of those "Coexist" stickers on her Subaru.

Okay, who else is disappointed that "team up" didn't mean they'd sing a duet?

That would be an awesome commercial, especially if Hicks smiles and gives thumbs-up to the camera after looking at the steaming, goo-covered shoes.

Yes, that is why I found Ripley so attractive. Her footwear. That is the reason.

Not even Billy Joel?? But he's the piano man!