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Who can understand the MPAA's byzantine rules.

I thought that repeatedly during the trailer. I'll see it, no question, because it's Linklater, but, wow does it look pedestrian.

Anyone else initially read it as "Christoph Waltz"? No? Just me? Well, was quite the head-tilt moment.

What's On Tonight : That's Our Excitable Misunderstood Genius!. EMG is infuriated by the inaccuracies of a comic-film adaptation. Hijinks ensue.

It's no "Holds" barred. The zombies can put you in, say, a half-Nelson, or a Boston Crab.

"DIE, FAKEY-ZOMBIES, DIE!! Heh heh. With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be a Universal-Studios visitor."

"Hey, Jackson!"
"Johnson."
"Whatever. Don't care. You're a big Star Trekking guy, right? Here, find all the copyright violations in this."
**GASP!!!**
"And, no, you still can't come to lunch with us."
"It's still the greatest day of my life!"

"Oh, and you'll be playing, well, High Commander Poop. Sorry. I can't say 'no' to my kids."

"It's Khan, but played by an Iranian woman."
"Hm… interesting. It's bold, but I can see that. There's some intriguing possibilities there."

You know, I almost went back and deleted this comment oh-so long ago, after double-checking and finding out my source had retracted it, then thought, "Eh, no one will ever see this again." Nothing ever goes away on the Internet, right? So, yes, my comment is a big, fat bag of false.

How awful would that be? You're a lifelong Trek fan. You're given the opportunity to write a Trek movie!! Wow! And then you get told it's "too Star Trek-y" and you have to just smile and re-write, your name stuck on it, watching it get a Fast & Furious makeover.

Jupiter Ascending 2: Saturn?

And for good reason.

And for good reason.

I just can't believe we're seeing ANOTHER Iranian actress taking a role from a caucasian man.

Bush. Cheney. Rumsfeld. NONE of them were in the towers that morning. EXPLAIN THAT.

Perfect. Perfect. I hope he was able to work in something about FDR bearing some of the blame.

True, but it's not for nothing that news shows have people who are very, very good at convincing people (especially fragile, traumatized people) that's in their best interests to work through their grief on-air.

So this person did this on purpose?