And I would infinitely rather watch a full-on swing for the fences that horribly fails than the insulting cash-grab.

Oh, the Oscars… I tell myself I don't care. I tell myself that I know they're a silly ad campaign for American films. And then they reward bland, safe, interchangeability and I get all bent out of shape about it.

So, Crispin Glover?

"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do" will bring anyone to tears.

You need to know about "The."

"Thanos said he'll call us."
"When?"
"He… he didn't say."
**silence.**
"Get me Threepwood."

Marginally connected at best, but seems like the best place to put, possibly, my favorite moment from season 4:
"I'm sorry, I assumed you were a major republican strategist."
"Why? Because I'm black?"

"I want more life, Kramer."

"Hmmm… I'd really like a Donnie Wahlberg pillow case cover… but I don't want something cheap. I'll read some reviews first."

"I am the one who drinks to avoid running from the living and the dead."

Nobody overcomes a disability during a historically significant era, though. The academy will be confused and frightened the whole time.

The trick is to have your memorial in a very, very small venue.

When I was in high-school I got interviewed by the local paper with some other students for some "Ask the youth" thing. When the photographer went to take his picture, I slid my denim binder so it'd be in frame.

"Uh… you've 'seendasunnafligga'? Um. That's… nice?"

"Chewie… we're home- OH, JESUS. THAT IS AWFUL. Did we leave a cat in here? It's like we left food to rot on dirty laundry! Come on, Chewie. I love this ship, but that's just… pheewwww."

"Hey, aren't these pretty much the same smells as A New Hope? Like, exactly the same smells?"

"I used to down-vote guys like you in prison!"

"Hey, sorry to bug you, but—"
"Is this about the Terminator newswire?"
'Uh, yeah."
"Come on in. We just made cocoa."

"Only human arrogance would make you assume this phat beat was intended for you."

*Carol Kane enters*